> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	516	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	8863	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.