> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	8959
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	1435	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Items Found:	4320	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4862
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mines Excavated:	2827	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2151	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9564
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.