> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	4803	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1597	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2999	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.