> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ores Mined:	5013	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	68

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	998	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ores Mined:	2323	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	6355	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1370	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.