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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	6633

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mines Excavated:	2525	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1679
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6037

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.