F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

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Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

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KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion!Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists!Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all!KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

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Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2397	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!