F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).