F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6823	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	7890
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6684	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.