F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3369	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wive server

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Farms Harvested:	896	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

corpmore

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Players Killed by Monsters:	2823	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	697458	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!