FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3080	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	3872
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
New Chunks Explored:	410519	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Zombie Dances:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	4845	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org