FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	7626	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	6543	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Potions Brewed:	140	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1770	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	361	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	122
Zombie Dances:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	4539	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net