FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	158	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4782	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	177	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7745
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crops Grown:	5518
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	43539	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	3789

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3184	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8216

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2573
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197