FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Mines Excavated:	2968	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4624
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	543	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	6052

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	709

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	9318	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Items Found:	3885
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6350
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7818	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Emeralds Found:	5333	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	8730	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7919
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319