Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.
