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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7861 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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we got a whole crew of players who are, liek, pros at buildin the most epic structures u have ever seen. we got a castle made entirely out of diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, nd even a replica of the eiffel tower made out of dirt blocks. it’s cray cray, man.
nd don’t even get me started on the mini games we got goin on. we got spleef tournaments where u can knock ur friends into a pit of lava, nd we even have a parkour course that will make u rage quit in no time. it’s all in good fun, tho.
so, if u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server nd have the time of ur life, come on down. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake, amirite?
