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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4619 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 369515 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).