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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4932 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).