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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 95365 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!
this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!
join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!
and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!
