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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6296 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 279 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 173 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1178 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5603 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
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