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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1985 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 227272 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!