Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 840299
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1350 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3056 Villages Defended: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dimension Hops: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3847 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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