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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1757 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 415657 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!