🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a sudden increase in fanservice! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, we’ve got hot NPCs in skimpy outfits waiting to greet you at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!
