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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6645 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!