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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8755 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!