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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8868 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 817 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6461 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!