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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9899 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.