FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	7959	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, anti-trend, conformity, counterculture, dislike, fads, fashion, hipster, Individuality, Mainstream, Minecraft, nonconformity, Overrated, peer pressure, personal style, Popular, Rebellion, smp, social media, trends, TrendyHate, Unique

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	1960
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ScanSMP

auction house, Banks, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, miner, Players, quality of life, Server, Shop, Survival, Updates, VIP Rank, Woodcutter

Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

Biomes, CHANGE, Cross-Platform Play, Custom, Custom Biomes, Dynamic economy, Dynamically, Dynmap, Dynmap Integration, Economy, Fighting, Hop, java bedrock, Lily, Live Map, Map, Origins, Origins System, PAD, player-driven economy, Players, smp, team play, Teams, Watching

Welcome to The Lily Pad!

Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

Key Features:

Cross-Platform Play:	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes:	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System:	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play:	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy:	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map:	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I choose an origin in the Origins System?	Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
Can I create my own team on the server?	Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
Is there a way to set up shops in the game?	Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
How can I access the live map feature?	The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beach, Bum, Coast, Country, Cultural experience, discovery, Escape, Exploration, Foreign, Minecraft, morning, Nature, picrel, Relaxation, Serenity, Server, sunrise, travel, vacation, waking up, Walking, Wanderlust

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ores Mined:	2359
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

consumer electronics, drawer, electronic devices, Gadget Reviews, gaming accessories, gaming devices, gaming industry, gaming on the go, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, Minecraft, miyoo mini, portable entertainment, portable gaming, smp, Tech Gadgets, Tech Trends, Technology, up, worth it, WORTH..

Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

Airplane, Apology, body size, boyfriend duties, budget travel, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, compromise, GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer, girlfriend duties, mutual friends, overreacting, personal space, relationship, Respect, seating arrangement, size difference, Student Life, travel etiquette, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SisSwapCraft

Accommodation, Apology, cost, Dinner, disagreement, flights, Food, front desk, Girls trip, guest, Hotel, hotel room, key card, overbooked, royal suite, SisSwapCraft, sister’s trip, sisters, Understanding, upgraded room, Upset

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP Confessions

Confessions, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure admit, guilty pleasure comfort, guilty pleasure confession, guilty pleasure delight, guilty pleasure enjoyment, guilty pleasure favorite, guilty pleasure fun, guilty pleasure happiness, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure joy, guilty pleasure love, guilty pleasure not ashamed, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure passion, guilty pleasure satisfaction, guilty pleasure secret, guilty pleasure treat, Minecraft, not ashamed guilty pleasure, smp

Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	923849	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	198
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

coping with stress, critical thinking, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, difficult decision, emotional intelligence, facing adversity, growth mindset., handling difficult decisions, learning from mistakes, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, PixelPanic, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, tough choices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1874
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals United

Censorship, cultural heritage, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data preservation, digital archives, digital libraries, digital preservation, freedom of information, historical documents, historical records, information access, information freedom, internet archive, internet censorship, online activism, online protest, Palestinian activists, PALS, PIXEL, political activism, taken down, United

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	2137	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	990

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.