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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1348 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6101 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!