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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1727 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
Ores Mined: | 3783 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!