Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 265406 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Towns Built: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9399

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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