Fake Progressive Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pretending to be a woke warrior while secretly drooling over video game babes? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties that will make your blocky heart race.

We’ve got Marie from Dead or Alive, Helena, Eve from Stellar Blade, St. Louis from Azur Lane, and even 2B from Nier Automata! Who needs social justice when you can have a slim figure, blonde hair, and blue eyes to ogle at?

Forget about being politically correct, come join us and let your inner thirst for video game vixens run wild. It’s time to embrace your love for objectifying women in the most blocky and hilarious way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fantasies begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	998	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	5386	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1319

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Towns Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	1656
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.