| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?
Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4362 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 713195 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!
And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.
So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 258 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!
we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!
plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!
come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 375 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!
Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4673 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.
Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 222 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?
Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
