Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 494839 Zombie Dances: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 409
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Items Found: 7196
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mines Excavated: 1808

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Mines Excavated: 2553
    Zombie Dances: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 5373
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2182 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchantments Applied: 210

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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