FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Items Found:	6042
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	930
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6499	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5868	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8829	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	6487	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!