FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2634
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5981	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5353	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Items Found:	2826
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4983	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	213
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8943	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.