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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1136 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 56353 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)