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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6691 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)