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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2005 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Star Shards Collected: | 202 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4044 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)