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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4154 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4541 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)