FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Crops Grown:	8188	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	1513

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Emeralds Found:	2878	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.