FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	4691	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1741	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	225	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Farms Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	258	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.