FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	737863	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Battle Standards Raised:	7	New Chunks Explored:	32910
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	95	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4810	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.