FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crops Grown:	8399	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Potions Brewed:	63	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	65
Star Shards Collected:	107	Dragon Eggs Found:	9519
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	3529	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Emeralds Found:	9452
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Potions Brewed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	165710	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2971
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	789
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.