FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	207

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mines Excavated:	3258
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!