FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Animals Bred:	119	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	185

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!