FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	163
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	6741	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8294
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7904	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	105
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	140	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.