FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	129	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ores Mined:	9246
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4920	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ores Mined:	4870	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6382

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”