FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2935
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	804215
Buildings Constructed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1286	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	1217

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	934	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	3370
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!