FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6755	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Farms Harvested:	574	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	188	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2980
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3398
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5303	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9497
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.